The neverending pie

by Jonny Fenham

John entered the candlestick makers where a florid baggy-eared lady in a terrifying blouse faced him from behind a counter festooned with antique ladles. Little did he know, but a whole new panorama of previously unimagined vistas was about to present itself before his unsuspecting eyes.

'So', began the attendant. 'I imagine that you've come about the cheesecake?'
John entered the candlestick makers where a florid baggy-eared lady in a terrifying blouse faced him from behind a counter festooned with antique ladles. Little did he know, but a whole new panorama of previously unimagined vistas was about to present itself before his unsuspecting eyes.

'So', began the attendant. 'I imagine that you've come about the cheesecake?'
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