The Character

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by John Schoneboom

The character was born in a sort of a dirty sack and abandoned, with only a small stone tool for company.

He soon realised that he was entirely covered in pimples, so he lost himself in buttered crumpets and began a spiral into anal polyps and a case of the whoopsies.

Fortunately, at the last minute he turned it around, discovered a passion for putting his nose near things, and spent the last years of his life in blissful peace.
The character was born in a sort of a dirty sack and abandoned, with only a small stone tool for company.

He soon realised that he was entirely covered in pimples, so he lost himself in buttered crumpets and began a spiral into anal polyps and a case of the whoopsies.

Fortunately, at the last minute he turned it around, discovered a passion for putting his nose near things, and spent the last years of his life in blissful peace.
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